The Stupid Web · Park Map
Pick a ride.
Deadline Office
Give it your real deadline and it issues you an earlier one — as an official-looking notice, with a reason convincing enough that you might actually obey it.
Candy Swap Stall
Pick what each kid is swapping and find out if it's fair — and if it isn't, exactly which candy would even it up.
The Writers' Room
The November novel-writing challenge: fifty thousand words in thirty days. Log each day and find out what date you actually finish on.
Haunted Mansion
That animatronic is $299. Find out what you're actually buying per scare.
Record Shop
Which albums are turning ten, twenty or fifty today.
The Observatory
Pick a date and find out what the sky did on it — the fireballs, the eclipses, and the meteor shower that peaks closest.
Clock Tower
Find out exactly how much evening light the next clock change takes off your day — or that where you live, nothing happens at all.
Font Arcade
A font every day, guess what it is.
Hall of Emoji
Every emoji has an official name. Some are ridiculous. One a day.
Battle Pier
Pick an era and a navy. The fleet is the real thing.
The Dig
Pick two prehistoric animals, see how far apart they lived.
The Sale Rack
Type the two numbers off a sale tag and find out what the old one was legally allowed to be — and whether the percentage they claim adds up.
Turkey Diner
How big is the bird, and when are you eating? It'll tell you the day and the hour to get it out of the freezer.
Sky Land
Tomorrow-ish
Deep Time Gulch
Haunted Hill
Fleet Harbour
Main Street
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